Es hora de examenes...

En estos dias, ya empezamos a examinar a los alumnos de las universidades, generalmente tenemos 2 examenes, uno oral y otro escrito... pero antes de contarles mi experiencia, quiero que vean lo que le paso a otro amigo... es portugues y estuvo tambien trabajando con nosotros en Shantou... un dia escribio sobre lo que le paso a el al recibir sus estudiantes... luego yo les cuento mi propia experiencia de lo que me paso ahora....

Entra o aluno, muito provavelmente com um presente de Natal na mão (ainda bem que eu já tinha sido avisado deste hábito de oferecer presentes aos professores durante a oral) , senta-se no lugar à minha frente e sorri nervosamente...

Hello Bob, good morning! How are you?
- Hello Diogo, can I speak about my family?
- Well, I see that you have a very nice voice, so I'm sure you can speak very well!
- I live with my father, my mother and my grandmother. My father is a businessman and my mother is a businesswoman...(Repare-se que nunca falámos sobre família nas aulas, mas este discurso já vinha preparado por todos.)
- Hum, hum… Thank you! Now, tell me, what can you do in your daily life to help the environment and fight pollution?
- Yes!
- Yes, what?
- I don't like pollution.
- And how can you fight pollution?
- My father has a restaurant…
- And what can your father do in his restaurant to be environmental friendly?
- My mother helps him. She cooks. (Ora aqui está a versão Chinesa de uma mulher de negócios!) - Hum, hum… What about the pollution?
- I like noodles, pizza and hamburgers!
- Do you remember what recycling is?
- I think western food is not healthy.
- Ok, ok… If you don't want to talk about pollution, let's talk about the Spring Festival. What do you usually do during the Spring Festival.
- Spring Festival…
- Yes, the Chinese New Year…
- Hum… hum… I like watching TV, playing computer games…
- I like to…
- I like you very much! You're a very nice teacher! Very handsome... (Sim, também tinha sido avisado que, para além de darem presentes, elogiam muito os professores! Repare-se como ele não se deu conta da minha tentativa de correcção!)
- Thank you! We have to finish our exam.
- Just this?
- I have 50 more students to exam...

Bueno, como veran, esta en ingles y portugues, espero lo entiendan, pero si lo traduzco no seria gracioso :P